Peace and Freedom Note: We have decided to read more about the “media people” who influence our children and our culture. Most of them are not worthy of anyone’s attention….
By Allison Moore
Washington, D.C. (January 5, 2008) — Hollywood hottie Lindsay Lohan was caught taking a swig from a champagne bottle on New Year’s Eve during her licentious tour of Capri, Italy.
That would be just fine — hey, do as the Romans do, huh? — but Lohan is supposedly recovering from drug and alcohol addiction. She pled guilty to drunken driving and cocaine possession last year in Los Angeles.
The Associated Press reports that her attorney claims the New Year’s misstep was just a one-time thingy.
“After being handed a champagne bottle while on a dance floor in Italy on New Year’s Eve and drinking from it, the good news is that Lindsay immediately stopped, called her sponsor, and got herself back on track,” said the attorney, the alliterative Blair Berk.
We hear that she didn’t inhale, either.
Lohan dressed for church.
Berk’s statement might be believable — if Lindsay wasn’t also seen in Italy this week making out with three different men over a 24-our period.
“Unfortunately, Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world,” Berk said.
One day at a time. Or, one man at a time?