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Just for Fun: Four Quick Stories to Ruin the Pastor’s Day

August 21, 2007

Health Nut

I am always amazed by the dichotomy of man. Call it the Yin and the Yang, the pro and the con, the good and the evil.

A few days ago, since it is the end of summer, one of my neighbors was headed to the pool for a healthy swim.But I noticed a pack of cigarettes in his pocket.

When I asked him about it, he smiled and said, “You can’t smoke under water!”

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Church

I’ve been to many churches in my time seeking God and truth. Usually all goes well for an hour or so. Lots of praying, singing, hugging (I like that) and sanctified conduct.

When it is all over everyone heads for the parking lot and all hell ensues.

Language you can not print on a family “blog.”

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Brit Dwarf Gets “Self” Into a Pickle

EDINBURGH – A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or “Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf”, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.He then joined it directly to his organ.

The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and … hospitalisation.

“It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me,” Blackner said.“I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived.”

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Van Was Rockin’ People Were Talkin’

VAN BUREN, Ark. – Amorous behavior in a Taco Bell parking lot led to an arrest on Sunday night.

Van Buren police received a number of calls about the activities of a couple inside a van in the restaurant’s parking lot.

Police said officers found the couple “in a manner that was offensive to the public.”

Officers reported finding bags of marijuana in the van during a search.

James McCormick, 32, was cited for possession of marijuana.

I guess the charges would include something like “Having too much fun in public.”

Enjoy your day!

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